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11 June 2013 at 00 : 56 AM
Manny Panties
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12 December 2012 at 04 : 27 AM
Equilibria
Here’s a teaser to “Equilibria” – something I wrote and directed. Shot on location in NYC! Edited by Joseph Tan. Look for it Summer 2013!
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28 August 2011 at 02 : 30 AM
A preview of THE FUNNIEST SHOW IN LA!
Here’s a comedy sketch I directed from The Funniest Show in LA! Double click on the image so it will take you to Funny or Die – there you can vote FUNNY! Or click here CARLOS JR. “MR. CHILE” Or you can just watch it here! I promise you will laugh…or cry. Featuring the music […]
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24 January 2010 at 09 : 28 AM
The Smug
My wife, “K” and our one year old son, aka “The Kid,” attended their first day (and probably last) with “The Calabasas Mommy and Me Group” at Grape Arbor Park in Calabasas. With her heals sinking further into the grass she adjusts her cleavage in her too short dress and with calculated indifference asks K, […]
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20 December 2009 at 11 : 25 AM
Happy Merry What?
“Merry Christmas” I said to Larry not giving a shit he’s Jewish. “Hey, what’s with the traditional Christmas sentiment? He asks. Then adds, “People now say Happy Holidays or Season Greetings.” Well, Larry, I don’t care. Christmas, for me, is not about some baby born in a manger, whose mother was a virgin, and ends […]
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11 November 2009 at 06 : 00 AM
IT’S NOT LIKE THEY’RE YOURS
Here’s a little incident that took place about eight years ago. It just came back to me as I was walking Harley, here in LA. (Hey, is there anybody out there reading this. Let me know. I guess you can use the comments section. But if your an asshole and you just want to say […]
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13 June 2009 at 07 : 17 AM
The Boiler Man
He came in with the cell phone stuck to his ear. “Yeah, I’ve been here before” he says, with a slight Spanish accent. “Listen, babe, I’ll call you later…no…I’ll talk to you later. I’m in someone’s house…NO. Get off your spoiled lazy ass and wrap the gifts yourself. I’m working. I pay the bills. No. […]
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29 May 2009 at 12 : 35 PM
Zen and the Art of Finding a Job
“That guy has three Emmy awards but he’s doing telemarketing as a survival job. What the fuck chance do I have of selling my script or booking a writing gig?” “Not much,” says the asshole in my head. That’s what’s been going on in my mind for the last couple of months. I was involved […]
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19 April 2009 at 04 : 21 AM
Shot Nose Mike or The Park in The Bronx
“I’m a smoker,” he says, “but the dog has a bad leg so I have to run with him” he pauses as he snorts his snot back into his runny nose. “Is your dog friendly?” He continues. “Very” I say as I reach down and pet his puppy German shepherd. “Oh yeah, I see he […]
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